ÿþ<html><head><title>"Meg and Jeanette" ~ humor Bugs Bunny can appreciate</title> <META NAME="KEYWORDS" CONTENT="ebook, children's, meg, jeanette, jenete, jeanete, fiction, humor, felines, cats, chapter book, kids, comedy, young adult, e-book, cat stories"> <META NAME="description" CONTENT="A new ebook about cats, raccoons, and man-eating fourteen-foot tarantulas."> <META NAME="description" CONTENT="Bus-riding cats. Circus raccoons. Animal shelter escapees. Every animal has a story... some just keep it to themselves better than others. For young adults and old folks with a taste for madcap feline comedy, "Meg and Jeanette" proves taste and humor have nothing in common. A 92 page ebook available online today."> <style> BODY{background-color : #FF3399; width : 90%;} P{font : 10pt arial, verdana, sans-serif; color : #000000; margin-right : 5%} .para {font : 10pt times new roman, serif; color : #000000; text-indent : 14px;} H1{font : bold 16pt arial, verdana, sans-serif; color : #FF3399} H2 {font : 16pt arial, verdana, sans-serif; color : #333399} A{font : 14pt arial, verdana, sans-serif; color : #003399; border : none; text-decoration : none} A:HOVER {font : 14pt arial, verdana, sans-serif; color : #FF9933; border : none; text-decoration : none} </style> </head> <body> <table cellspacing="15" cellpadding="5" style="background-image : url(tilegreen.jpg)"> <col width="250"> <col width="400"> <tr> <td valign="top" colspan=3> <img src="trustyourpets.gif"> <nobr><a href="chapterone.pdf" title="Download the first chapter absolutely free!">Free Chapter</a> | <a href="mailto:plouise68@hotmail.com" title="plouise68@hotmail.com">Email</a> | <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/megandjeanette" title="Meg and Jeanette logo stickers, journals & shirts from cafepress.com"> Buy Stuff</a> | <a href="details.html">Details </a> | <a href="japan.html">Japanese Version</a> </nobr></nobr> </td></tr> <tr><td rowspan=4 valign="top"> <img src="poem.gif"><br> <img src="reversegirl.gif"> </td> <td width="490" valign="top"> <h1>Now you <font color="#000000">can</font> buy happiness.</h1> <p>No ordinary cats, Meg and Jeanette aren't content laying around playing with toy mice. They're going to make their owner, Peter, rich and famous. In their feline imaginations, they've spent half of his fortune already. </p><p>Then Peter loses his job. How will the cats live in luxury when their owner can't even pay the bills?!</p><p> It's only a matter of time before Meg and Jeanette take matters into their own paws. <i>They'll</i> get jobs. If a person can do it, it should be easy for a cat. 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